Oh my, oh my. What excitement! I burned my lunch (a potato) in the microwave oven a few minutes ago here at work. As soon as the alarm went off, I immediately called the guard to tell them there was no fire and that it was my smokin potato that had triggered the alarm. Imagine my surprise and chagrin when two fire trucks and an ambulance came screeching up to our building one minute later . . . for my POTATO. It did not survive. The guard evidently didn't relay my message to the fire department quickly enough. Then it took 20 minutes for the loud speakers to come back on and say that it was a false alarm and that every one could go back to their offices.
I really shouldn't talk about it so lightly though, because that's a waste of tax payers' money and a waste of the fire fighters time. Not to mention, what if someone else had a fire and there was no fire truck to send because they were here for my potato? What if someone had fallen in a hurry to get out of the building? What if someone had a heart attack because of the alarm?
I wonder how much they charge for false alarms? I wonder if the company will be taking it out of my pay? Oh my!
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