February 4, 2005

• My daughter-in-law sent me one of those funny emails that gets forwarded again and again, and I really thought it was hilarious.  These are little kids' letters to God. . . and here are some of the best ones . . .

  
  

  
  

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  Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda

  
  

  
  

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  Dear God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stiches and a shot. Janet

  
  

  
  

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  Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita

  
  

  
  

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  Dear God, my grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Dennis

  
  

  
  

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  Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't who does? Nathan

  
  

  
  

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  Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?  Norma

  
  

  
  

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  Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel wouldn't kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.  Larry

  
  

  
  

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  Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?  Donny

  
  

  
  

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  Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Thomas

  
  

  
  

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